01. DEEPCRATES TO THE DARKSIDE [INTRO pt1]
02. OPERATION O.A.B. [INTRO pt 2]
03. JADE PHANTOM [prelude]
04. MASK OF THE CRATE CULT
05. MARCH OF THE BOXERS
06. BAREKNUCKLE BOXER [interlude 1]
07. ONE CRATE, ONE FIST
08. GODDAMN NINJA, ZONTAR THE CRATE [skit]
09. STEEL HAND [featuring DET THE BOMB]
10. ONE ARMED BOXERS [featuring JADE GENERAL]
11. CAULIFLOWER EAR
12. SIX DEMON BAG [interlude 2]
13. ONE ARMED GOD [OUTRO]
14. SUNDAY SPECIAL [teaser]
DEEPCRATES & JADE PALACE GUARD – THE CRATE REBELLION
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JADE PALACE GUARD THEATER Presents: DEEPCRATES in
THE CRATE REBELLION aka DEEPCRATES vs ONE ARMED BOXERS.
THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE
EARTH 888, a planet in the constellation Leo x. It is identical to our Earth in physical appearance, but at a higher level of spiritual and technical development. It is also plagued by a fowl government using black arts at this current time. They call themselves JADE PALACE. THEY are aware of the Earth that we know and reside on, and is moved by its plight of war and bigotry. Therefore they often set traps in this world to enslave our people, and recruit new warriors to enforce their corrupt law. This police force is called THE ONE ARMED BOXERS and it has many branches. Sometimes… these branches spawn a Prophecy. Through traitorous interference the wrong man was sent to this far away realm of time and space. A crusader who wears a Gold and Black mask. His name is DEEPCRATES and with the help of a few Jade Palace freedom fighters highly skilled in the arts of Lo-Fi sorcery he is destined to launch the
CRATE REBELLION that will save space and time from man’s own destruction.
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